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I found something out today. It turns out there are things that should not go on open cuts. Chief among them is a mixture of jalepano and lime juice.

OW OW OW IT STINGS LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER.

On the other hand (the one not currently submerged in an ice bath to stave off the stinging) I made tortilla soup and it is delicious. But it's very hard to type with one hand. :(

Also, ow.

You know you're a geek when...upon experiencing an earthquake, the first thing you do is rush to the computer to find out exactly where the epicenter is, what the magnitude was, and fill out a questionnare on a website about what it felt like. A dork iz me.

Also, it's extremely amusing to run a Google search for 'seismic activity' and get an Ebay ad reading Looking for seismic activity? Find exactly what you want today!. O Google.

There is a very determined toad outside the garage. He has been furiously attempting to sneak his way inside for the last several nights. We've had to shoo him out repeatedly, and he still keeps trying. When we get him out and shut the garage door, sometimes he flings himself against the door in the mistake belief that he can use his body as a battering ram. It's incredibly cute. I have no idea what he might be looking for out there. We put a little dish of water out in case he was thirsty, but he doesn't seem very interested in it. It's quite warm out, and the outside lights are pretty bright, so I don't think he's attracted to the warmth and brightness in the garage. I can only conclude that he is attempting to invade the home and overthrow us, thereby seizing it for himself. And to think, he looks so harmless.

( Here's a rather fuzzy picture of the villain )

The funny colored bits on the ground is the water we poured out for him. You can see that he is shunning it as being clearly inferior quality.

Snagged from trensaddiction, because my results were just too good not to share.



BWAH. Most of these are so not going to happen. I'd give up breathing before I gave up reading, and I have two mpreg fics in the works, so that's really not going to work out. But I'd definitely take those classes and do the writing three times a week. That may just work!


ETA: ( Oh, I like this Twelve Days meme, too )

...I just spent forty five minutes trying to fix a couple keys that has popped off my laptop's keyboard before giving up and supergluing them back on.

Clearly, I am not the sort of person that should be trusted with tech-support activites.

Also, I need a stiff drink. This was practically brain surgery. *expires*

HELP. Have dreadful case of hiccups. Usual cures not working. Problem is so bad, have lost use of pronouns. Also, sort of in pain. Ow. Send help and your best hiccup-banishing ideas, I beg of you! I'll try anything at this point.

Well. Almost.

ETA: ...Hiccups stopped! Suddenly and mysteriously when I finally gave up on trying to cure them. Sheesh. Oh well. Feel free to share your favorite cures anyway! :D

hydr0phobia declares that it is, apparently, Mpreg Day. I don’t think a day is enough time to appreciate the wonderful crack involved in knocking up fictional male characters, so. By the power vested in me, by me, I declare from now until next Tuesday MPREG WEEK. ♥

As we did with International Saiyuki Week, let’s celebrate. MPREG! Read it, write it, rec it, talk about it, and so forth. Spread the word! Pimp this out and let everyone share in the magical, special joy that is mpreg.

Come on, these things have to start somewhere, right? :D

...AND YOU ALL LOVE IT OKAY GO!

So. CFUD is open for apps.

...

OH GOD SOMEONE TALK ME OUT OF THIS QUICK! *hides under the bed until the urge to apply passes*

emungere wrote more ranma!Saiyuki! Eee! Go, read! Now! ♥

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The next part of Some Like It Shot is in the works, and may be posted as soon as tomorrow, depending on how difficult Sanzo wants to be about wearing a dress.

...sooo, since we're on the topic of crackfic....(I am the master of subtle segues, am I not?)

Mpreg poll. Oh, come on. You all knew this was going to happen. How can you expect to wave evidence of canon mpreg in my face and expect me not to get tempted to write fic? I mean, really. I totally disclaim all responsibility for this. The internet ate my brain, but it's not my fault. *cries*

Ahem. Yes, poll. So, you know, if I was going to write one-of-the-ikkou-drink-from-the-magical-pregnancy-stream or some such fic, who would you like it to be? This may or may not have any effect on who I decide to knock up, though. *coughs*


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