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Okay, I was trying to be all stealthy and stuff, but I wrote a thing for the [livejournal.com profile] inception_kink meme, and it turned into a big thing, and I think it's going to be something ridiculous like 20k words when I'm finally finished with it. Cry. Anyway, that's way too much to cram into a comment box, so I'm forced to de-anon and stick this sucker up on my journal for the whole world to see.

It's OK. It's not like I had any dignity left anyway.

So here's the first couple parts of a very poorly-written, slapdash fic in which Arthur is a girl and Eames knocks her up. (I KNOW, I KNOW, it's just SO unlike me to write something like this!) Also, there's no title, because I am not clever enough to come up with one. So there.

Part I )

Part II )


Onto the next part...
cicer: (Can you be bought?)
Two posts in one day?! What is this madness!

Okay, so today I was gripped with a powerful, irrational urge to clean out the house and clear out basically everything I own. I don't know why, either. But in the spirit of back-to-school junk-purging, I've amassed a stack of books that I want to sell, and I've listed several on Half.com. I have volumes 1-7 of FAKE up there, along with the first seven volumes of The Tarot Cafe and the first seven of One Thousand and One Nights.

Since y'all (hopefully!) know I'm a trustworthy kinda gal, I thought maybe some of you might be interested in poking around and seeing if there's anything up there you'd be interested in ordering. So, here you go!

I'll be putting up several more novels and such over the next week or so, but this is probably all the manga I'll be listing. If you're in a buying mood, check it out!

Mail time!

Sep. 10th, 2010 06:13 pm
cicer: (It was a nice day)
Today, I cleaned out my desk and discovered that I have about fifty billion postcards. I keep buying them whenever I go on vacation, and then forgetting to send them out to friends and family. And now I feel guilty for accumulating so many post cards and then leaving them to languish in a dusty drawer. So! Who wants a post card? Give me your address in the comments (screened, natch) and I will send you one! Worry not, I will make no references to gay pr0n or anything obscene! Unless you want me to, in which case I will be happy to help shock your mailperson! :Db

Let me send you something!
cicer: (Mmm delicious beverage)
...Hi, guys and gals! I'm, um, still alive! Awesome, right? Looking back at my last post, which was in...uh...March? Yeah, looking back at that, I'm beginning to suspect that there might be some people out there who thought that I had perhaps succumbed to the horrors of seasonal allergies. ...I didn't! YAY FOR NOT DYING!

2010 has been a pretty lousy year for me so far, though. Winter and spring were full of college stress and various health issues. Those all cleared up by about June, but were immediately replaced by family drama, which does not even bear talking about. But that seems to have cleared up as well now, so I am ready to enjoy the rest of this year. Impress me, 2010! This is your last chance!

I'm heading into my last semester of undergraduate education, which makes me very happy inside. I'm also working on applications to graduate schools, which makes me not so happy inside. (More terrified and intimidated.) Beyond that, not a lot has changed for me in the past five months.

I'm not doing a heckuvalot of writing these days. Very little, as a matter of fact. It sounds sort of depressing, but I think pursuing a degree in creative writing has destroyed a lot of the joy I used to find in writing. It's become a form of work for me. I realized the other day that I can't remember the last time I wrote something just for fun. It's been at least a year. I'm making it a (very late) New Year's resolution that I'm going to try and recapture some of that pleasure I used to get from writing something dumb and silly and fun. I've been working on 'serious' stuff for way too long.

Not too much else to say. I haven't been active in any sort of fannish activity at all recently, which is also something I'm trying to change.

Oh, I did finally cave and see Inception! Cut for spoileriffic babble )

Anyway! That's what's up with me. What's been up with you folks?
cicer: (I maded you a cookie)
So, like, I hear it's March now...? No idea when that happened. I feel like I looked up, and suddenly it's bright and sunny out! It's staying light out longer in the evenings! Things are pollinating! (More on that later.) Why, hello there, Spring! How good of you to join us. Also, not to rush you along or anything, but maybe you could think about passing by quickly this year? Because, you see, when you're gone, then Summer arrives. And I like Summer. I like Summer a whole lot.

Seriously, I am so ready for summer vacation that it is not even funny. I've started a calendar countdown to my final day of class. I don't think I've done that since 5th grade. I can has vacation tiem nao, plz?

School is...going. It's going. That's probably the most I can say about it. It's not bad, it's not great, it just...is. I think I have a serious case of senioitis. I'm really to be out of here. Some days I feel like I'm clawing desperately at the doors to the college, ready to break a window to escape. But then I remember that once I'm done with college, I have to think about grad school and jobs, and then I run back to my dorm room and hide under the bed. So. Some conflicting feelings, there!

I'm about halfway through my capstone project/portfolio thingy, and boy, is that kicking my ass! It's kicking it hard and far, all up and down the campus. My adivsors are wonderful and smart and kind, but I will be one happy girl when I turn in the final draft.

Oh, but back to the pollen thing! So the pollen levels here are riduculously, absurdly, insanely high. I am so congested, it isn't funny. Actually, it is kind of funny, mostly because I have to find it funny, or I will dissolve into a pile of miserable tears. And that would just make it harder to breathe. HA HA I CAN'T BREATHE THROUGH MY NOSE. THIS IS HILARIOUS!

Please send help.

Also, I am having difficulty sleeping lately. And by 'difficulty', I mean that on two separate occasions in the past week, I have been awake until 8am. HA HA I AM SLEEP-DEPRIVED AND CONGESTED, THIS IS AWESOME.

No, seriously. Help?

Please tell me something happy. Or show me pictures of adorable kittens. Or something. I need a pick-me-up!
cicer: (Mmm delicious beverage)
So anyway, it looks like three weeks have passed without me even noticing it! This is really happening far too frequently.

In case anyone is wondering about those fic-request things I started on, oh, a six weeks ago, yes, I am still working on them! I'm just a gigantic lame-o who a) works slowly b) does not have the sense to only work on one fic at a time and therefore have something to show more quickly and c) does not know how to write these 'drabble' things of which you speak. I think the last one is my biggest problem, really. I tried to do them as drabbles, I really did! Somehow, they've ballooned to, like, 6,000 words apiece though. Oops.

Anyway, in real life news, I started a new semester! My second to last semester as an undergrad! My last semester as a full-time undergrad student! ...Excuse me, I need to go breathe into a paper bag now. So far, so good, like all my classes, interesting professors, etc. All is well in that respect.

In meteorological news, Southern California weather is being completely hilarious right now. It is raining more heavily than I have ever seen it rain in my life, it's freezing cold (by, you know, Californian standards) and apparently we had a couple of freaking TORNADOES on the coast. Holy cow! Really, Mother Nature? A tornado? In southern California?! It's not enough we've got to worry about mudslides, earthquakes, flash floods, and wildfires? We now have to deal with TORNADOES too?! I give up.

Oh yeah, and I donated blood for the first time today! I attempted to donate a few months ago, but I threw up during the pre-blood donation interview process. And, um, they did not let me donate after that. It was embarrassing.

I did not vomit this time; however, I did faint! For the first time ever! It was kind of exciting...? I was still lying down at the time, fortunately, and they'd already finished taking my blood and were just waiting a few minutes before letting me get up. I was doing well! Feeling good! Then everything went black and the next thing I knew I had three nurses propping my legs up and putting ice packs on my neck. I was only out for a couple minutes, but they made me stay there forever to make sure I was okay. They also made me drink water and orange juice until I thought I was going to pop. But then I got a coupon for a free pint of ice cream at Baskin Robbins! So that's okay.

...My life! So how are things going for you fine people!
cicer: (Wondering)
Happy New Year! And, um, merry Christmas and happy Hannukah and whatever other holidays I've missed. I have seriously been in a coma for the past two weeks. The amount of sleep I've been getting, you would not even believe. I mean, I have something of a repuatation among my loved ones for having highly unproductive vacations, but this one just might take the cake.

As for the obligatory 2009-in-review...cut for pointless navel-gazing )

Aaand. I don't know where I was going with that! Just felt the urge to let my brain-goo seep out onto the screen. Oops. Anyway, I hope 2010 is a great year for all of us and treats us very kindly. After 2009, I'm sure we all deserve it. Best wishes to all of you for a happy, healthy new year!

Prompt me!

Dec. 14th, 2009 10:30 pm
cicer: (It was a nice day)
I have an urge! An urge to write fic! But I don't have any ideas. (Let's, er, ignore those nasty half-finished things in my draft folder, shall we? We'll just...pretend they don't exist for now.) So! I am soliciting prompts!

I feel like writing some 5+1 ficlets (i.e., 'five times Joe Schmoe fell in love and one time he didn't', that sort of thing.) Preferably Saiyuki, because I am in a Saiyuki kind of mood. Prompt me, please? My track record with finishing these things is not very good, I admit (see earlier comment re: unfinished work) but I promise to do my very best to write at least a couple of fics! Let's go!
cicer: (Mmm delicious beverage)
I have officially finished my Christmas shopping. Two weeks ahead of time, ahaha. *is pelted with rotten fruit* I also wrapped almost everything. I have a few more packages coming in, and I need to pick up something I ordered for my dad through one of the shops in town, but I'm almost through with Christmas prep-work. Hooray! We also picked out our tree today, and it is lovely. I cannot wait for tomorrow morning; my very favorite thing is waking up the day after putting up the Christmas tree, when the smell has fully permeated the house. It feels like waking up in a forest. Glee!

The first round of cards has gone out! I'm only sending out one more batch, and I'll be finishing them up in the next couple days, so if you want a card, speak now or forever hold your peace!

I'm aaaaalmost done with the semester. So close I can taste it. I just have classes on Monday and final projects to hand in, and I've finished all but one. So very, very close. I am absolutely desperate for this break.

I hope all of you are doing well! It's sort of an awkward time of year where everyone is really busy, but I hope you're all hanging in there and doing all right. Stay relaxed, and all that. For my part, I plan to spend the next few days wrapping up all the school and holiday chores that are left, and then be a gigantic bum for the following week or two. I would like to wrap up some little ficlets I've been messing with over the past several months, too. I might even put up a request post for fics. We'll see.

In the meantime! Give me presents! (Virtual presents, that is.)



Christmas Gift Toy & MySpace Layouts at pYzam.com


cicer: (O hai)
It's a good thing other people are remembering to post their holiday-card thingies, because otherwise, I would totally forget about mine!

Holiday cards! I want to send them to you! If you want to get one, please leave your address here (comments are screened, natch) along with any special requests you might have. I am very open to special requests! If you want a card for a particular holiday, or glitter, or a giant penis drawn on the card to alarm your mailperson, I shall comply! I have no shame!

(Note: No giant penii will be drawn on cards unless you specifically request one. I do not want to give your grandma a Holiday Heart-attack as she's bringing in the mail.)

On another note, the semester is drawing to a close, and thank all the greater and lesser gods for that. I am about ready to flop, but I think I can bravely endure another week and a half before vacation starts. Ahhh, vacation....
cicer: (Smooch)
NANOWRIMO SUCCESS ACHIEVED.

HAH! TAKE THAT, LIFE. SUCK IT. SUCK MY 50,000 WORDS, YOU BITCH. ME > YOU. HA. HA. HA.

Also, the fact that I hit 50k in the middle of one of the filthier sex scenes I've ever written amuses me greatly. Hee. Sorry, characters. I'll, um, finish that off later.
cicer: (Uhh...)


Fff, I'm tired. I'm also not as far along on my NaNoNovel as I'd like to be, but whatever. I'm still on schedule at least, and that's a major accomplishment for me. I crammed in 3,000 words today in between doing laundry and working on a 12 page midterm. Ha.

Lordy, my life has gotten boring these days! I can't quite figure out when this happened. Sometime in the last couple years, obviously. I'll be 22 the day before Thanksgiving, and I swear I feel so old it seems like I ought to be headed for the nursing home in a matter of years. I know it's deeply annoying for the older folks to hear twentysomethings complain about feeling old, but it's such a weird thing to make the transition between childhood/teenage years and adulthood. It's a little staggering, really, when I think about it. My youth, it has fleeted! (Fleeted? Flown? ...Fleen?)

Fitting in with my new advanced age, I have recently had an exciting variety of health difficulties! Cut because oh my gosh, nobody really wants to know about the state of my sinuses and uterus, right? )

Oh yeah, and a meme!

Leave me a comment saying "Resistance is Futile."
• I'll respond by asking you four questions so I can satisfy my curiosity
• Update your journal with the answers to the questions.
• Include this explanation in the post and offer to ask other people questions


[livejournal.com profile] lady_ganesh asked me...

I am longwinded! )
cicer: (I maded you a cookie)
Act I

Scene: My bedroom

Homework: SO I HERD U LIEK HAVING TONS OF WORK.

Me: ...No. No I do not.

Homework: TOO BAD. *dumps*


Act II

Scene: Random classoom

Professors: THIS CLASS IS SRS BSNS. IF YOU DO NOT TAKE IT SERIOUSLY AND DO MOUNTAINS OF WORK YOU WILL DIE ONCE YOU ARE OUT IN THE REAL WORLD.

Me: But. Um. What if we're thinking of grad school?

Professors: DEATH AND DOOM. BLAAARRRG.


Act III

Scene: College campus

Temperature: *drops*

Wind: *blows*

Giant cloud of cold and flu germs: *hovers*

Me: ...Crap.


FINI


So. Yeah. That's where I've been for the last few weeks! Oh, college. Sometimes you hurt me in my feeling place.

Any sane person would regard the above and say, 'No, no. Clearly I have enough on my plate right now. I should not do NaNoWriMo this year.' To the surprise of exactly no one, I am not a sane person. So I'm writing a story about andriods that may or may not be a Saiyuki AU (hint: it is). Go me.

Who else is feeling insane enough to go a-NaNo-ing this year?
cicer: (My life is pain)
Fuck, my immune system. In the past five weeks I've had two sinus infections, and then Tuesday I developed a cough which promptly exploded into a nasty chest cold. It's been a couple years since I've had a cold, and I forgot how miserable they make you feel. Also, I forgot how awful coughing is. Today the coughing fits were so bad I had a few panicky moments of 'Omg can't breathe!!1' before things settled down. Blegh. Plus, I'm ridicuously exhausted. I woke up at 2pm, took a three-hour nap from 5 to 8, and now at 11:30pm, I'm totally wiped out. This. Sucks. *whine*

I dunno, it seems like there's a lot of bad juju out there right now. Does anyone have any happy stories to relate? Little nice things that made their day better? Anything? Bueller?
cicer: (O hai)
Good lord! What's this? An update? With a title no less?! The world is clearly coming to an end!


Part One / Part Two / Part Three / Part Four / Part Five / Part Six

When Gojyo woke, he found it was morning. )
cicer: (But I am le tired)
Life! Life is being really weird right now. Things are okay, more or less, but with an odd shaky undertone that suggest the jig might be up any minute. I'm back at home for the time being, though, and next weekend I will be participating in the annual migration of college students back to their native habitats. We'll see how that goes.

Between travelling, a smattering of family drama, feeling unwell, and epic writer's block, getting the next part of girl!Gojyo written has felt a Herculean effort. It's finally finished, though it still needs a little more tweaking. I'll try very hard to get it up within the next day or two, and I'll put a rush on the next chapter after that. A thousand apologies and many thanks for your patience, folks.

Now something to occupy my capricious attention span! A meme! Stolen from [livejournal.com profile] daegaer! Name a character and I will tell you what I imagine they are like in bed.
cicer: (Wondering)
It occurs to me that since I have not posted or really commented in...oh, five weeks now, I should perhaps let people know that I am not dead.

So. Good news! I'm not dead! I am, however, in the wilds of northern Michigan with a very spotty internet connection, which is why I haven't been around much. Also, I've been fairly miserable due to my allergies (which, I've noticed, definitely become worse during the summer, arg) and another sinus infection. Yay. I have, therefore, spent most of the past five weeks sleeping. I've broken my usual habit of hardly ever watching TV and have indulged in endless episodes of NCIS and Law and Order: SVU. Also, Mystery Diagnosis and I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant. Truly, my taste in television is impeccable.

I've been feeling a bit low lately, partly because I'm bored and uncomfortable. I return home next week though, so hopefully I will get back in gear, emotionall and physically. I regret to admit that I haven't done a bit of writing in the past weeks. I'm truly sorry to those waiting for the next part of girl!Gojyo. I will get on it ASAP, promise.

I hope all of you are doing OK. A lot of people seem to be having a difficult summer for some reason. Hang in there, folks. We'll get through it.
cicer: (I licked you)
It seemed like it took forever to finish this chapter. It just wouldn't freaking end. As a result, it's almost twice the size of previous chapters. Please enjoy the shameless smut.


Part One / Part Two / Part Three / Part Four / Part Five

Gojyo woke in confusion. )
cicer: (O hai)
I swear there will be porn in the next part. Promise.

Part One / Part Two / Part Three / Part Four

The woman’s house was tucked away behind the shops and stands. )
cicer: (I have dreams!)
Oh jeez, sorry for the delay in getting this part up! I wasn't feeling too well for much of last week. And this is a rather short chapter too, d'oh. I'll try to make amends by getting the next bit up ASAP.

...I've really got to get a title for this thing, god.

Part One / Part Two / Part Three

Stumbling across a town, any town, in the middle of the ever-expanding deserts was like finding an oasis. )
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