Also it was 116 degrees today. So, that sucked.

[cicer]

Life! Life is being really weird right now. Things are okay, more or less, but with an odd shaky undertone that suggest the jig might be up any minute. I'm back at home for the time being, though, and next weekend I will be participating in the annual migration of college students back to their native habitats. We'll see how that goes.

Between travelling, a smattering of family drama, feeling unwell, and epic writer's block, getting the next part of girl!Gojyo written has felt a Herculean effort. It's finally finished, though it still needs a little more tweaking. I'll try very hard to get it up within the next day or two, and I'll put a rush on the next chapter after that. A thousand apologies and many thanks for your patience, folks.

Now something to occupy my capricious attention span! A meme! Stolen from daegaer! Name a character and I will tell you what I imagine they are like in bed.

Comments

[daegaer.livejournal.com]

Sanzo! Ahahahahaha!

[cicer.livejournal.com]

Oh, Sanzo! I suspect Sanzo is actually pretty lousy in bed. He's fine once he's loosened up a little, but most of the time he's probably too uptight for either him or his partner to enjoy things much. I do tend to see him as a bottom, partly because of his inexperience and partly because he's so lazy. XD He's be a very cranky, pushy bottom though.

I devoutly believe that, as far as canon goes, Sanzo is 100% a virgin and will probably remain so for the rest of his life. I can really only see him getting some action with the rest of the Ikkou and even then it's iffy.

If he and Hakkai ever did anything, I bet it would only be a sort of mutual comfort thing. They would both work very, very hard to keep things impersonal and keep their emotions out of the way. They'd probably only do it a couple times and then never speak of it again.

I can see Sanzo and Gojyo fooling around a little bit, but that probably wouldn't last longer either. Sanzo wouldn't feel comfortable enough to relax around Gojyo, and Gojyo needs more emotional interaction than Sanzo can provide. Still, it would be way hot and they would both probably enjoy it more than they were entirely willing to admit.

With Goku....ahahaha. Sanzo/Goku is so my OTP, whether it's platonic or sexual. I can certainly see the two of them doin' it, but it would take forever since neither of them have any idea what they're doing when it comes to sex. Hakkai and Gojyo would no doubt try to help by having loud, pointed conversations about sex and sexual technique within earshot. Probably they'd also leave copies of the Kama Sutra and The Joy of Sex strategically placed around Sanzo and Goku's rooms, plus various kinds of lube. Still, I'm sure both Sanzo and Goku would be hilariously awful at sex for a good while until they finally got the hang of it. Once they got it down, it would be very nice and vanilla. Nothing earth-shattering, but perfectly sweet. Sanzo would kill anyone who said so, though.


...oh my gosh, I practically wrote an essay. Thoughts about Sanzo's sex life, I haz them.

[daegaer.livejournal.com]

Your essay, I reedz it with glee :-)

Oh, Sanzo would be the crankiest bottom ever!

[lady-ganesh.livejournal.com]

Goku. :D

[cicer.livejournal.com]

Goku would be completely adorable in bed. Just...completely adorable. He is completely untrained in the art of love-making, but super eager to please and an enthusiastic learner. I see him as being sort of submissive in bed, regardless of whether he is physically on top or bottom.

I actually think Goku would be very cute with a girl. He'd have no freaking idea what he was doing, but would let her tell him what to do and would be very fumbling and sweet about it. He would cuddle afterwards. It would be adorable.

With a guy (who wasn't Sanzo) I see him as being more RAR LET'S FIGHTING :D. He would like to tussle a bit and maybe even let sparring transition into the sex. He's still not have much idea what to do, but since he's a dude he would know that touching the cock = good times, so he'd try that and let his partner give him other suggestions. It would be very fun and lighthearted.

With Sanzo...well, I suppose you could just look at my response to daegaer to see how that would go! I think Goku would be much, much, MUCH more timid about trying anything with Sanzo, because...it's Sanzo. He's Goku's sun, his most important person ever, in over 500 years of living. You don't risk that sort of bond just for sex.

If they actually did manage to get around to having sex, the first few times would probably suck. Sanzo would be all uptight and Goku would be like, 'So, um...what do I do now?!'. And then Sanzo would be like, 'GTFO and get me a smoke.' They would get there eventually, with Gojyo and Hakkai's prodding, and it would make Goku very happy, but I don't think it would really affect his relationship with Sanzo. That sounds weird, but...their relationship is so deep and unshakable, that I think the sex would just be a minor aspect of it. It would just be a nice addition to the bond they've already got.


...I talk too much.

[lady-ganesh.livejournal.com]

YOU TOTALLY DO NOT. ♥

[rheasilvia.livejournal.com]

Schuldig!

[rheasilvia.livejournal.com]

Also, Crowley. *g*

[jinxaire.livejournal.com]

I saw that temp and wondered if you were here in Phoenix, then realized that it only got up to 108 today. Not that 116 isn't uncommon for this boiler pit of a city, haha.

I'm really enjoying your girl!Gojyo story so far. Awesome to hear that it will be up sometime soon. Although I hope you're feeling better!

Anyways, for your meme, how about Hakkai? :)