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Five things meme answers
Top five things Kenren would say to Gojyo if they ever happened to meet.
Oh God, I have to come up with five? I can really only think of one theme they'd talk about, and I think we all know what that would be.
1. He would, doubtless, observe that Gojyo is hot. Self-congratulation, yay!
2. He would observe that Gojyo is rather more screwed-up than he is.
3. He would then observe that Sanzo and Hakkai are also markedly more fucked up than their counterparts. He would then back away from the nice mortals very slowly.
4. They would gossip relentlessly about Tenpou and Hakkai. Discussing their personal habits, annoying quirks, and what they're like in bed. Also, this conversation really needs to be written into a fic. By someone other than me.
5. Gojyo would mention he got to mack on Kannon. Kenren would be vaguely disturbed, and then envious and curious.
Top 5 sexiest anime/manga characters - with explanations
Just five? *weeps* I'm not sure I could narrow it down to twenty...
1. Gojyo. I don't think this needs an explanation. I mean, really. He's sex on legs. Enough said.
2. Sanzo. Bitchiness is hot. As is trigger-happy-ness. Also, I love watching him wrestle with the fact hat he cares, dammit, even if he'd rather rip out his own tongue than admit it.
3. Vegeta. See above about bitchiness. And trigger-happy-ness. I can watch Vegeta and Sanzo yell at people and try to hurt them all day. ♥
4. Faye Valentine. She's the only female character that consistently makes the cut of sexiest characters. She's got a gorgeous body, but she's also got a fabulous attitude. (Are we noticing a theme with the bitchiness?)
5. Trieze Khushrenada. I don't know if it's the uniform, the roses, or the eyebrows, but something about him says UNF UNF BABY.
Top 5 fandom pet peeves
I wasn't sure exactly what you meant here, though I assumed it was something like 'top 5 annoying behaviors in fandom'. Even so, I had a hard time thinking up things, since it all basically boiled down to 'having a bad attitude'. So I went with Top 5 Fanfiction Pet Peeve, which were much easier to target. Sorry!
1. Purple prose. Extra points for the phrase '(insert color here) orbs'.
2. Bad spelling/grammar. Extra points if there's confusion between to similarly spelled words that have very different meanings. Like 'loose' and 'lose'.
3. Grown men bursting into tears at the slightest provocation. Why?
4. Unnecessary amounts of emo-angst. Characters cutting themselves while listening to Linkin Park and Evanescence. Please God no.
5. High-school AUs. I will never understand this phenomenon, but the fact that so many fics like this exist makes me cry like a
Top 5 fandoms Saiyuki should have crossovers with
There cannot be too many Saiyuki crossovers, really. Saiyuki is like the little black dress, it goes well with everything.
1. Weiss Kreuz. Crossing over these two fandoms amuses me greatly. There is an abundance of hot redheads between these two series.
2. Ranma 1/2. Because genderswitching is fun for the whole family!
3. Any fandom with vampires. Because I like vampires. A lot. Mmm, vampires.
4. Cowboy Bebop. This would be immensely cool. Why hasn't this been written yet? I realize that one series is set in ancient Chine and the other is basically a space opera, but it's nothing a good writer couldn't handle! XD
5. Good Omens. Same technical difficulties as above, but it would be so cool! Crowley and Aziraphale would be so appalled by all of them!
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This makes me unreasonably happy (which I am noticing is my new favorite phrase...hmm...). And I really can picture this, too. ^_^
Extra points for the phrase '(insert color here) orbs'.
*applause* Oh! I'm so happy someone else feels like I do! ^___________________^
I realize that one series is set in ancient Chine and the other is basically a space opera, but it's nothing a good writer couldn't handle! XD
Harukyu would be nicknamed "spaceship" instead of "jeep". "West" would be someplace like...Alpha Centaury. They'd get into fights during refueling, hanging out on random plantes and moons and they'd have to deal with space hijackers and space pirates. ~_^ Ultimately, they'd be trying to save the Galactic Empire rather than China.
Crowley and Aziraphale would be so appalled by all of them!
And the Bikers of the Apocalypse wouldn't know what to do with the Sanzo-ikku. ^_^
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They'd get into fights during refueling, hanging out on random plantes and moons and they'd have to deal with space hijackers and space pirates. ~_^
*dies laughing* So excellent. It would really work well, I think!
Also, someone needs to write fic about Gojyo and Kenren hanging out together. And about the Bikers of the Apocalypse hanging out with the Ikkou. That would be awesome. ♥
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It has! And it is immensely cool!
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I really can't stand her. OTOH, Integra Hellsing would make me reconsider this whole being-straight thing.
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but somehow less appropriate"Dame" doesn't help any. I spent the first couple of episodes of the anime wondering if she was female or just a really femme male.She's better in the manga - actually has a sense of humor there. If you decide to read further, she gets better.
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While I know that everyone mistypes something once in awhile (and I've committed some extreme mistakes), whenever I see this one, I file everything they have to say under "idiotic ravings".
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Jet/Jien! That really appeals to me for some reason.
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