Dear Santa

[cicer]

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! Last week I farted in an elevator (-6 points). In April I gave cygny a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). In May I donated bone marrow to akisawana in a life-saving procedure (300 points). In September I bought porn for smut_invictus (10 points). In July I stole permetaform's purse (-30 points). Overall, I've been nice (269 points). For Christmas I deserve a red Radio-Flyer wagon! Sincerely, cicer

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Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In April I ruled Asscrackistan as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). Last Sunday I punched lovelyzelda in the arm (-10 points). In November I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points). Last week I ruled Canada as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). Last Tuesday penelope_z and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). Overall, I've been nice (2 points). For Christmas I deserve a new dolly! Sincerely, cicer

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BWAH! Dude, I win at dictatorship!

Sincerest apologies to cygny, permetaform, and lovelyzelda. It wasn't me, it was my evil twin!