Sneaking in with a meme

I sneak in, ninja-like, from my isolation in the woods! How are you all doing? Have I missed anything important? I'm been hijacking my father's computer to skim my friendslist every few days, so hopefully I haven't missed anything too exciting.

I'm still compiling my thoughts on my recent re-read of Saiyuki, so in the meantime, have a meme!

Give me the name of a series you know I know (if you're not sure if I know it, just ask) and I'll fill in the meme below.

One True Pairing Ship:
Canon Ship:
"If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork" Ship:
"You are one sick bastard" Ship:
"I dabble a little" Ship:
"It's like a car crash" Ship:
"Tickles my fancy but not sold just yet" Ship:
"Makes no canon sense but why the Hell not" Ship:
"Everyone else loves it but I just don't feel it" Ship:
"When all is said and done" Ship: