Sneaking in with a meme

[cicer]

I sneak in, ninja-like, from my isolation in the woods! How are you all doing? Have I missed anything important? I'm been hijacking my father's computer to skim my friendslist every few days, so hopefully I haven't missed anything too exciting.

I'm still compiling my thoughts on my recent re-read of Saiyuki, so in the meantime, have a meme!

Give me the name of a series you know I know (if you're not sure if I know it, just ask) and I'll fill in the meme below.

One True Pairing Ship:
Canon Ship:
"If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork" Ship:
"You are one sick bastard" Ship:
"I dabble a little" Ship:
"It's like a car crash" Ship:
"Tickles my fancy but not sold just yet" Ship:
"Makes no canon sense but why the Hell not" Ship:
"Everyone else loves it but I just don't feel it" Ship:
"When all is said and done" Ship:

Comments

[wk-recomend.livejournal.com]

Saiyuki! (of course ~_^)

[cicer.livejournal.com]

One True Pairing Ship: Hakkai/Gojyo, of course! (Who is surprised?!)

Canon Ship: Hakkai/Gojyo I mean. Um. This series doesn't have any real canon ships, does it...?

"If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork" Ship: Er. I can't really think of any! Oh wait, somebody else said Goku/Lirin for this, and I agree.

"You are one sick bastard" Ship: Nii/anybody. Particularly Nii/Kou or Nii/Gojyo. Because it would be hot, but wrong.

"I dabble a little" Ship: *deep breath* Kou/Doku, Sanzo/Gojyo, Sanzo/Goku, Sanzo/Hakkai, Sanzo/Hakkai/Gojyo, Sanzo/Kou, Nii/Hazel, Nii/Kamisama...and a whole punch more, I'm sure. A pairing whore is me.

"It's like a car crash" Ship: Oh God. Probably Hakkai/Sanzo. I love their dynamic, and it's so pretty, but they are both so screwed up that it would be very messy.

"Tickles my fancy but not sold just yet" Ship: Don't really have one of these.

"Makes no canon sense but why the Hell not" Ship: Uh. Goujun/Hakkai o Goujun/Gojyo would be very pretty. Impossible timeline-wise, but pretty.

"Everyone else loves it but I just don't feel it" Ship: I don't think I have one for Saiyuki, actually. I guess the closest I'd come is Yaone/anyone, because I somehow have a very hard time seeing Yaone in a sexual way.

"When all is said and done" Ship: Hakkai/Gojyo, Sanzo/Goku, and Koumyou/Ukoku 4-evar.

[lady-ganesh.livejournal.com]

D. Gray-man. Also, yay, you're alive!

[cicer.livejournal.com]

Ooh. I'm not sure I know D.Gay-man quite well enough to answer this (it's been forever and a day since I read any of the manga) but I'll give it a shot!

One True Pairing Ship: CFUD made me love Rabi/Kanda to tiny little pieces. They are so my OTP.

Canon Ship: Allen/Rinali are so cute I could just about die.

"If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork" Ship: Earl/anybody. Earl is not allowed to have the sex ever, oh god no.

"You are one sick bastard" Ship: Ticky/anybody. Ticky is so pretty, but also prone to yanking out people's organs, unfortunately.

"I dabble a little" Ship: Koumi and River crack me the hell up, so I ship them just for the lulz. And, uh, I ship Jasdero and Devit with various people sometimes depending on my mood.

"It's like a car crash" Ship: Rhode/Allen. It's awful, but I kind of like it. (And yes, Rhode tops. Of course.)

"Tickles my fancy but not sold just yet" Ship: I...don't think I have one of these for this series!

"Makes no canon sense but why the Hell not" Ship: I don't have one of these either! Actually, I don't really have a lot of DGM ships aside from my OTPs.

"Everyone else loves it but I just don't feel it" Ship: Alen/Kanda. I just don't see it.

"When all is said and done" Ship: Rabi/Kanda and Allen/Rinali! They're all adorable, okay. Oh, and General Cross/hookers. ♥

[grendelity.livejournal.com]

I'm possibly permanently cursed by fadedfeathers' assessment: "I have a feeling that if anyone saw Allen naked, he'd cry." It is so hard for me to think of Allen in a pairing omg. I agree wholeheartedly with the Earl not having the sex ever, though. :|b

[lady-ganesh.livejournal.com]

One more reason I am going to hell:

My first thought-- 'you don't have to be naked to have sex.'

[grendelity.livejournal.com]

oh touché

[cicer.livejournal.com]

In the case of Allen/Rinali, I just imagine them, you know, holding hands and walking on the beach at sunset. Stuff like that. I really cannot imagine them getting beyond first base without cringing, because they are too tiny and adorable for that. Also, Koumi would annihilate Allen if he went any farther, so there's that!

But of course now I'm imagining Allen crying whenever anybody sees him naked too, so thanks. Thanks a lot. XD

[lady-ganesh.livejournal.com]

Cross/hookers are the true canon ship!

[cicer.livejournal.com]

They are!

And I just realized I accidentally spelled it 'D.Gay-man' in my above comment. I are winnar.

[lady-ganesh.livejournal.com]

I thought that was on purpose.

[grendelity.livejournal.com]

Ahh, I second the D.Gray-Man, as I was beaten to suggesting it.

[cicer.livejournal.com]

See above!

[jain]

Antique Bakery

[cicer.livejournal.com]

One True Pairing Ship: Ono/Tachibana. Not necessarily in a sexual sense, mind you! But I have it in my mind that they will be together in one form or another forever, and get old together and yell at the young whipersnappers to GTFO their bakery. ♥

Canon Ship: ...Are there any canon ships? I guess I ship Kanda/the French teacher lady! They're cute.

"If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork" Ship: ...I don't know! I guess something like...I dunno, Tachibana/Kanda or something weird like that.

"You are one sick bastard" Ship: I don't think there really are any 'sick' pairings for this series!

"I dabble a little" Ship: Eh...I'm pretty willing to dabble in any pairing in this series, but there aren't too many of them.

"It's like a car crash" Ship: Ono/Chikage is adorable, but I fear they would crash and burn in about five minutes. They are both too retarded to keep anything serious going (at least without Tachibana in the mix to stabliaze things; see below!).

"Tickles my fancy but not sold just yet" Ship: Don't have one of these, really.

"Makes no canon sense but why the Hell not" Ship: I have vague fantasies of Tachibana one day getting seduced by one of Ono's exes or gay friends, and liking it and being totally weirded out by liking it. There's absolutely no canon basis for this, but it amuses me to think about it.

"Everyone else loves it but I just don't feel it" Ship: I dunno!

"When all is said and done" Ship: Ono/Chikage/Tachibana threesome all the way, man. It's the only way any of them would ever manage to get anywhere with each other. And, you know, it would be cute and hilarious.

[jain]

"If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork" Ship: ...I don't know! I guess something like...I dunno, Tachibana/Kanda or something weird like that.

Hehehe. Tachibana/Kanda is totally my OTP in this fandom. I've only written them once, but I'm contemplating doing so again sometime in the future.

And I'm very much with you on the Ono/Chikage/Tachibana. Cute and hilarious, indeed. :-)

[cicer.livejournal.com]

Ah, really?! I've never even seen that pairing anywhere before, I was just taking a stab in the dark at something I thought nobody would have written. Rule #34 strikes again!

Of course, now that I know it's out there, I must read it. Just watch, I'll probably end up falling in love with it. XD

(Incidentally, have you seen that one bit of Antique Bakery...I forget if it's a doujinshi or omake, but it's about a bunch of young yaoi fangirls sitting in the bakery wondering about possibile pairings between the guys? One of them comes up with a Tachibana/Kanda fantasy, and it's hilarious. It's what pops into my mind whenever I think of Tachibana/Kanda.)

[trensaddiction.livejournal.com]

Petshop of Horrors. XD

[cicer.livejournal.com]

Ack! This one might be hard to do, since I don't really have any ships for this series beyond D/Leon. But I'll give it a try.

One True Pairing Ship: D/Leon forever, man.

Canon Ship: D/Leon I mean. Er. ...Does this series have any canon pairings? I can't remember any, really.

"If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork" Ship: Uhh...actually, I think I'd be pretty okay with anything. As long as D and Leon don't end up permanently with anyone else, because I demand that they end up together somehow! Even if it's only in my imagination!

"You are one sick bastard" Ship: Am I a terrible person if I admit that I'm kind of intrigued by the idea of D/D's father? ...I think so, yes. Still. It's interesting?

"I dabble a little" Ship: Hm...I haven't really seen any fic for it, but like the idea of Vampire Guy Whose Name I Suddenly Can't Remember/D. Yay, vampires!

"It's like a car crash" Ship: I'm sure there are many, but I can't think of one!

"Tickles my fancy but not sold just yet" Ship: I don't think I have one of these.

"Makes no canon sense but why the Hell not" Ship: So is it totally wrong that I kind of like the idea of Chris/Tetsu-chan? I mean, not until he's grown up, obviously! But. Uh. It could be cute! Pon-chan/Tetsu-chan/Chris would also be cute.

"Everyone else loves it but I just don't feel it" Ship: Ehh...I don't think I have one of these.

"When all is said and done" Ship: D/Leon, dammit!

[emungere.livejournal.com]

Weiss Kreuz!

[cicer.livejournal.com]

One True Pairing Ship: I am excessively fond of Crawford/Schuldig. They are my ultimate assassin OTP.

Canon Ship: Nagi/Tot is dorktastic and cute. Also, doomed. But cute.

"If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork" Ship: Oh geez. For some reason I can't think of one right now, but I am 100% sure that there are some out there. I think I've been too desensitzed by the WK fandom, though!

"You are one sick bastard" Ship: ...I like Farfarello/everyone, actually. Particularly Farfarello/Aya and Farfarello/Schuldig. Is that wrong? Also, I guess my affinity for Schuldig/Nagi could be seen as naughty, since Nagi is underage.

"I dabble a little" Ship: Schuldig/Nagi, Schuldig/Farfarello, Mamoru/Nagi...and others, I'm sure, but I can't think of any for some reason.

"It's like a car crash" Ship: Oh, there are so many that could fit this description. In fact, I think all of them could fit it. Nobody in WK is anything remotely resembling emotionally stable.

"Tickles my fancy but not sold just yet" Ship: I do like Aya/Yohji very much, but somehow it never reached OTP status with me.

"Makes no canon sense but why the Hell not" Ship: ...Pretty much all of these ships? Or, you know, most of them. WK fandom ignores canon almost completely, though, so it's OK. XD

"Everyone else loves it but I just don't feel it" Ship: Hm. Ken/Omi seems to be kind of popular, but I don't feel it at all. Oh! And lots of people like Aya/Ken, but I don't get that either.

"When all is said and done" Ship: Crawford/Schuldig! And also Mamoru/Nagi, which I am growing more fond of by the day. I blame my flist for writing so much good stuff about them.

[emungere.livejournal.com]

Nagi/Tot is dorktastic and cute

Hee, they are SO dorktastic. And cute. It's true. And pretty much everyone on that series is doomed, I think. Koyasu smokes the bad crack. I don't get the Ken pairings at all either. I think I just don't get Ken. Poor Ken.

[stalkerbunny.livejournal.com]

I had to resort to reading your userinfo ^_^;
Lord of the Rings, have any pairing-ly opinions about it? >3>