A meme whore is me

Nicked from every single person on my friendslist: If you make up titles for stories I didn't write, I will respond with details of those non-written stories.

Also, because no one asked about this the first time I ran the meme (what do you MEAN all my fic titles are amazingly vapid and require no explanation?!), ask me why I gave any of my fics the title I did, and I'll explain.