Meme answers
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cicerFirst batch of answers for the Five Things meme!
Five things Gojyo doesn't want anyone to find out. Ever.
1. Sometimes, when he sees little kids, he feels a little sad that he'll never have one of his own. He would never want anyone to know this, and anyway he thinks he'd make a terrible father, but sometimes he thinks about it.
2. Only once, he told a girl he was spending the night with about his mom and started to cry. He was completely drunk, and she was really nice about it, but he was completely humiliated and could never bring himself to talk to her again. He tries to pretend it never happened.
3. He considers the other three Ikkou to be the best friends he's ever had, and he would totally die if anything happened to one of them. He would also stab himself in the eye before he ever admitted it.
4. He does the cigarettes-in-the-beer-can-thing on purpose sometimes, just to get Hakkai's attention. He's afraid Hakkai would kill him if he knew.
5. Sometimes he jerks off while thinking about Hakkai's youkai form. He doesn't tell Hakkai this because Hakkai is so self-conscious about his youkai side.
Five CFUD marriages that never happened, but should
1. Gojyo/Hakkai. Oh, come on. They're practically married anyway.
2. Umeda/Akiha. I don't know who should wear the white dress. Maybe both?
3. Yumichika/Ikkaku. Again. SO MARRIED.
4. Wolfwood/Gwendal. They're absolutely adorable, and I love them.
5. Neji/Itachi. Ninjas are love.
5 things (that we never see) that Sanzo keeps in the sleeve of his robe
1. A book. Any book, it doesn't really matter, but he likes to have something to read when he gets bored and can't find a newspaper. He never uses it to smack Goku or Gojyo, because he doesn't want to break the binding.
2. Those tiny packets of mayonnaise. To add to ramen. He really doesn't understand what's so unusual or digusting about it, darn it.
3. Lip balm. That desert air is very drying, you know. (Gojyo would also tease him forever if he knew about this one)
4.A rape whistle a can of mace You know, no matter how I word this it's gonna be completely tasteless. Skip it!
5. A picture of himself and Koumyou when he was little.
5 (non-canon) things Gojyo has done to attract Hakkai's attention
1. See above, re: cigarettes and beer cans. Quickest way to bug Hakkai, right there.
2. Picked up and washed their socks, without being asked.
3. Made out with some girl in a bar in front of Hakkai.
4. Made out with some guy in a bar in front of Hakkai.
5. Met Hakkai naked at the door when he came back from shopping. The milk had spoiled by the time they remembered to put it away, but neither of them cared.
Five Things Goku would never change about Sanzo
1. The way he smells.
2. The way he will, very occasionally, scruff a hand over Goku's hair.
3. The way he sometimes checks on Goku when he thinks Goku is sleeping.
4. The way he usually lets Goku finish his dinner.
5. Pretty much everything, really. When it comes right down to it, he wouldn't change anything about Sanzo even if he could. It wouldn't be Sanzo otherwise, and Goku loves Sanzo just the way he is.
Five things Gojyo doesn't want anyone to find out. Ever.
1. Sometimes, when he sees little kids, he feels a little sad that he'll never have one of his own. He would never want anyone to know this, and anyway he thinks he'd make a terrible father, but sometimes he thinks about it.
2. Only once, he told a girl he was spending the night with about his mom and started to cry. He was completely drunk, and she was really nice about it, but he was completely humiliated and could never bring himself to talk to her again. He tries to pretend it never happened.
3. He considers the other three Ikkou to be the best friends he's ever had, and he would totally die if anything happened to one of them. He would also stab himself in the eye before he ever admitted it.
4. He does the cigarettes-in-the-beer-can-thing on purpose sometimes, just to get Hakkai's attention. He's afraid Hakkai would kill him if he knew.
5. Sometimes he jerks off while thinking about Hakkai's youkai form. He doesn't tell Hakkai this because Hakkai is so self-conscious about his youkai side.
Five CFUD marriages that never happened, but should
1. Gojyo/Hakkai. Oh, come on. They're practically married anyway.
2. Umeda/Akiha. I don't know who should wear the white dress. Maybe both?
3. Yumichika/Ikkaku. Again. SO MARRIED.
4. Wolfwood/Gwendal. They're absolutely adorable, and I love them.
5. Neji/Itachi. Ninjas are love.
5 things (that we never see) that Sanzo keeps in the sleeve of his robe
1. A book. Any book, it doesn't really matter, but he likes to have something to read when he gets bored and can't find a newspaper. He never uses it to smack Goku or Gojyo, because he doesn't want to break the binding.
2. Those tiny packets of mayonnaise. To add to ramen. He really doesn't understand what's so unusual or digusting about it, darn it.
3. Lip balm. That desert air is very drying, you know. (Gojyo would also tease him forever if he knew about this one)
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5. A picture of himself and Koumyou when he was little.
5 (non-canon) things Gojyo has done to attract Hakkai's attention
1. See above, re: cigarettes and beer cans. Quickest way to bug Hakkai, right there.
2. Picked up and washed their socks, without being asked.
3. Made out with some girl in a bar in front of Hakkai.
4. Made out with some guy in a bar in front of Hakkai.
5. Met Hakkai naked at the door when he came back from shopping. The milk had spoiled by the time they remembered to put it away, but neither of them cared.
Five Things Goku would never change about Sanzo
1. The way he smells.
2. The way he will, very occasionally, scruff a hand over Goku's hair.
3. The way he sometimes checks on Goku when he thinks Goku is sleeping.
4. The way he usually lets Goku finish his dinner.
5. Pretty much everything, really. When it comes right down to it, he wouldn't change anything about Sanzo even if he could. It wouldn't be Sanzo otherwise, and Goku loves Sanzo just the way he is.
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Date: 2006-09-02 04:01 am (UTC)Awww! Now that's love. *g*
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Date: 2006-09-04 11:12 pm (UTC)Oh, my, the image of Sanzo conditioning his hair with mayonnaise is cracking me up. I bet he does that!
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Date: 2006-09-05 12:00 am (UTC)I love you! Yaaay! ♥
Also, this guy better hope he has a flak-jacket and a one-way ticket to Antarctica. ;)