Five things meme answers

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Top five things Kenren would say to Gojyo if they ever happened to meet.

Oh God, I have to come up with five? I can really only think of one theme they'd talk about, and I think we all know what that would be.

1. He would, doubtless, observe that Gojyo is hot. Self-congratulation, yay!

2. He would observe that Gojyo is rather more screwed-up than he is.

3. He would then observe that Sanzo and Hakkai are also markedly more fucked up than their counterparts. He would then back away from the nice mortals very slowly.

4. They would gossip relentlessly about Tenpou and Hakkai. Discussing their personal habits, annoying quirks, and what they're like in bed. Also, this conversation really needs to be written into a fic. By someone other than me.

5. Gojyo would mention he got to mack on Kannon. Kenren would be vaguely disturbed, and then envious and curious.


Top 5 sexiest anime/manga characters - with explanations

Just five? *weeps* I'm not sure I could narrow it down to twenty...

1. Gojyo. I don't think this needs an explanation. I mean, really. He's sex on legs. Enough said.

2. Sanzo. Bitchiness is hot. As is trigger-happy-ness. Also, I love watching him wrestle with the fact hat he cares, dammit, even if he'd rather rip out his own tongue than admit it.

3. Vegeta. See above about bitchiness. And trigger-happy-ness. I can watch Vegeta and Sanzo yell at people and try to hurt them all day. ♥

4. Faye Valentine. She's the only female character that consistently makes the cut of sexiest characters. She's got a gorgeous body, but she's also got a fabulous attitude. (Are we noticing a theme with the bitchiness?)

5. Trieze Khushrenada. I don't know if it's the uniform, the roses, or the eyebrows, but something about him says UNF UNF BABY.


Top 5 fandom pet peeves

I wasn't sure exactly what you meant here, though I assumed it was something like 'top 5 annoying behaviors in fandom'. Even so, I had a hard time thinking up things, since it all basically boiled down to 'having a bad attitude'. So I went with Top 5 Fanfiction Pet Peeve, which were much easier to target. Sorry!

1. Purple prose. Extra points for the phrase '(insert color here) orbs'.

2. Bad spelling/grammar. Extra points if there's confusion between to similarly spelled words that have very different meanings. Like 'loose' and 'lose'.

3. Grown men bursting into tears at the slightest provocation. Why?

4. Unnecessary amounts of emo-angst. Characters cutting themselves while listening to Linkin Park and Evanescence. Please God no.

5. High-school AUs. I will never understand this phenomenon, but the fact that so many fics like this exist makes me cry like a little girl grown man emo-kid. Note: Any and all of you on my flist who have written high-school AUs are exempt, because I know your high-school AUs are cracklicious, baby. ♥


Top 5 fandoms Saiyuki should have crossovers with

There cannot be too many Saiyuki crossovers, really. Saiyuki is like the little black dress, it goes well with everything.

1. Weiss Kreuz. Crossing over these two fandoms amuses me greatly. There is an abundance of hot redheads between these two series.

2. Ranma 1/2. Because genderswitching is fun for the whole family!

3. Any fandom with vampires. Because I like vampires. A lot. Mmm, vampires.

4. Cowboy Bebop. This would be immensely cool. Why hasn't this been written yet? I realize that one series is set in ancient Chine and the other is basically a space opera, but it's nothing a good writer couldn't handle! XD

5. Good Omens. Same technical difficulties as above, but it would be so cool! Crowley and Aziraphale would be so appalled by all of them!