This post has no other purpose than whining

Fuck, my immune system. In the past five weeks I've had two sinus infections, and then Tuesday I developed a cough which promptly exploded into a nasty chest cold. It's been a couple years since I've had a cold, and I forgot how miserable they make you feel. Also, I forgot how awful coughing is. Today the coughing fits were so bad I had a few panicky moments of 'Omg can't breathe!!1' before things settled down. Blegh. Plus, I'm ridicuously exhausted. I woke up at 2pm, took a three-hour nap from 5 to 8, and now at 11:30pm, I'm totally wiped out. This. Sucks. *whine*

I dunno, it seems like there's a lot of bad juju out there right now. Does anyone have any happy stories to relate? Little nice things that made their day better? Anything? Bueller?