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The cleaning fumes have gotten to me
May. 18th, 2009 11:38 pmI realize there is probably little in the world more boring than listening to someone wax poetic about their cleaning supplies. But bear with me for a moment here.
Mr. Clean Magic Erasers.
These things are god. Oh my fuck. They remove Sharpie marks from walls. SHARPIE MARKS. From WALLS. Also, they completely strip away old grime that you did not even know was there. You can run them over a surface that looks clean and the cleaner will come away covered in gross black stuff and the surface will be a pristine white. Oh, and they clean the hell out of showers, too.
If it were legal to marry an inanimate object, I would totally be taking these things down to the courthouse. They're that cool. ♥
So anyway, I'm cleaning out my dorm room in preparation for moving out tomorrow, which explains the above cleaning-gasm. I also used Pledge Multi Surface Cleaner on everything that would stand still long enough for me to scrub it down. It's probably full of toxic chemicals and stuff, but who cares, because my dorm now smells amazing. The carpeting is still in dire need of a vacuum, but I'll have to hunt one down tomorrow. After I take my last final and lug five thousand tons of crap out to my car. Then I get to go home! Yay! I have to come back on Friday to turn in my keys and go around the room with the hall director so they can make sure I didn't bash in a wall or steal the furniture or something. But I'm going to say I'm offically on vacation as of tomorrow.
Then! There will be fic. Magical cracky fic. I shall explain later. But now I have to go be a responsible college student and stuff.
Boo.
Mr. Clean Magic Erasers.
These things are god. Oh my fuck. They remove Sharpie marks from walls. SHARPIE MARKS. From WALLS. Also, they completely strip away old grime that you did not even know was there. You can run them over a surface that looks clean and the cleaner will come away covered in gross black stuff and the surface will be a pristine white. Oh, and they clean the hell out of showers, too.
If it were legal to marry an inanimate object, I would totally be taking these things down to the courthouse. They're that cool. ♥
So anyway, I'm cleaning out my dorm room in preparation for moving out tomorrow, which explains the above cleaning-gasm. I also used Pledge Multi Surface Cleaner on everything that would stand still long enough for me to scrub it down. It's probably full of toxic chemicals and stuff, but who cares, because my dorm now smells amazing. The carpeting is still in dire need of a vacuum, but I'll have to hunt one down tomorrow. After I take my last final and lug five thousand tons of crap out to my car. Then I get to go home! Yay! I have to come back on Friday to turn in my keys and go around the room with the hall director so they can make sure I didn't bash in a wall or steal the furniture or something. But I'm going to say I'm offically on vacation as of tomorrow.
Then! There will be fic. Magical cracky fic. I shall explain later. But now I have to go be a responsible college student and stuff.
Boo.
