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10 Ways To Know You're Reading A Story Bycicer.
1. It features Hakkai, Gojyo, or some combination thereof.
2. If it's Hakkai/Gojyo, which is very likely, it features Hakkai topping the hell out of Gojyo. Agressively.
3. And Gojyo likes it.
4. If it's Hakkai/Gojyo, which is very likely, Gojyo is madly in love with Hakkai, and Hakkai is too caught up in his own emo-woe to understand it.
5. There is porn. With lots of scratching, biting, and semi-violent sex.
6. Emo angst! Let's explore the characters' traumas and horrible pasts and poke relentlessly at their mental scars! Yay!
7. Alternatively, it's total random crack that doesn't make any sense at all.
8. It's long, because I lack the ability to express myself in a brief manner.
9. The title is horrible and uninspired, because I also lack the ability to come up with creative titles.
10. If it's Weiss Kreuz, it's about Crawford and Schuldig. Having sex. And not doing much else.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to get back to working on a couple different fics. About Hakkai and Gojyo. Where Gojyo is madly in love with Hakkai, but Hakkai is too caught up in his own emo-woe to understand it. There's no sex, though. At least not yet. Alert the papers!
penelope_z.10 Ways To Know You're Reading A Story By
cicer.1. It features Hakkai, Gojyo, or some combination thereof.
2. If it's Hakkai/Gojyo, which is very likely, it features Hakkai topping the hell out of Gojyo. Agressively.
3. And Gojyo likes it.
4. If it's Hakkai/Gojyo, which is very likely, Gojyo is madly in love with Hakkai, and Hakkai is too caught up in his own emo-woe to understand it.
5. There is porn. With lots of scratching, biting, and semi-violent sex.
6. Emo angst! Let's explore the characters' traumas and horrible pasts and poke relentlessly at their mental scars! Yay!
7. Alternatively, it's total random crack that doesn't make any sense at all.
8. It's long, because I lack the ability to express myself in a brief manner.
9. The title is horrible and uninspired, because I also lack the ability to come up with creative titles.
10. If it's Weiss Kreuz, it's about Crawford and Schuldig. Having sex. And not doing much else.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to get back to working on a couple different fics. About Hakkai and Gojyo. Where Gojyo is madly in love with Hakkai, but Hakkai is too caught up in his own emo-woe to understand it. There's no sex, though. At least not yet. Alert the papers!
