(fic) Five Things That Never Happened To Nii Jienyi

I felt the urge to write some Nii fic. I don't know why. My grasp of this character has always been a little lacking, so I kind of wanted to play around with a few ideas. I'm afraid this might be terribly OOC, but oh well. Nii is hard to write.

Major spoilers for Ukoku's Burial arc.

( Five Things That Never Happened To Nii Jienyi )