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Seriously, I no longer have any control over what springs from my brain to the keyboard. Be very afraid. Unbeta'd crackfic, ahoy!
Part 1 / Part 2 / Part 3 / Part 4
( Some Like It Shot part 5 )
Part 1 / Part 2 / Part 3 / Part 4
( Some Like It Shot part 5 )
