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I've recently come to realize that I have been totally wrong about the right-wingers of America. I don't know what I was thinking when I allied myself with all those crazy liberal people. I mean, we all know all they want is to destroy morality in this country. We must remember to look to such great and impartial news sources as Fox News to guide all of our social and political decisions. We can trust them, people. They're brilliant journalists, I think we can all agree on that. I mean, Bill O'Reilly? Is he the smartest guy ever, or what?

I'm sure all of you will soon agree with me that we are indeed fortunate to have such a great leader as G.W.B. as our fearless president. In the meantime, I'm going to do my best to strive to be like my new role model, the lovely Ann Coulter. Wish me luck!