LJ is pissing me off

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5 times Gojyo broke Hakkai's heart

1. When he told Hakkai about his mother.
2. When Hakkai saw how he was with Banri.
3. Every time Hakkai sees that Gojyo really doesn't think he's good enough.
4. When Hakkai realizes that Gojyo really doesn't expect much from anyone.
5. The look on his face the first time Hakkai told Gojyo he loved him.


5 times Gojyo was surprised by Hakkai

1. He never suspected Hakkai was into bondage.
2. Or role-playing.
3. He honestly had no idea that both of them were so flexible.
4. The tantric-sex thing was a pleasant shock, too.
5. Less than a year after they met, Hakkai made him a cake on his birthday. Gojyo couldn't remember even telling Hakkai when his birthday was, and he never told Hakkai that part of the reason he was so surprised was that no one had ever made him a birthday cake before.


5 times Gojyo was not completely whipped by Hakkai

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5. ...You know what, it never happened. Not applicable! *dies*


5 Things Hakkai Doesn't Feel Guilty About

1. Occasionally giving Sanzo a really hard time. He deserves it, after all.
2. Killing crazy youkai. There's nothing that can be done for them now, and it's better to kill them before they murder innocent people. That's what he'd want if he was in their place.
3. Enjoying a nice, expensive bottle of sake or wine and putting on the Three Aspects' tab.
4. The fact that he never prays to the Botatsu. He figures se knows everything anyway.
5. Loving Gojyo.


5 times the CFUD Director got more than she bargained for.

1. With the mistletoe. It started as a joke, but whoa. This is what unresolved sexual tension does to a teenager, apparently.
2. With the sociopaths. She'd surprised all the kids haven't murdered each other at this point. Some of them are crazy/
3. With the emo kids. She didn't know such people existed, honestly. The dotting alone drives her insane.
4. The moon. That was her bad, really. It got fixed and everything, and the panic it caused in the campers was kinda funny, but it was still a stressful situation.
5. She lives in fear of the day somebody's UST blows up the camp and tears a rift in the time-space continuum. It's gonna happen at some point.


5 Times Goku Wasn't Hungry

1. After he accidentally walked in on Hakkai and Gojyo. Ew. It was like seeing his parents having sex and it totally grossed him out.
2. Once, he found a baby bird that had fallen out of its nest and died. He couldn't explain why, but it really bothered him and he couldn't eat or sleep that night.
3. After the thing with Yakumo. Enough said.
4. Every time he’d lost his limiter.
5. When Sanzo told Goku that he shouldn't depend him so much, because he wouldn't be around forever.


5 things Kenren never did

1. Set all the animals in the palace loose, because they deserved to be free. That was Goku.
2. Doodled pictures of things from the Lower World on all the military reports. That was Tenpou.
3. Sketched pornographic graffiti on Konzen's door. That was Kanzeon.
4. Dunked the monkey in Kannon's lotus pool when he was being particularly irritating. That was Konzen.
5. Made a long list of who's secreting doing who in Heaven and then posted it on the gates for public consumption. He's not sure whether that was Kannon or Jiroushin, but he's not going to ask.


5 times Gojyo wins an argument. With Hakkai or anyone else.

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5. ....This never happened, either. Poor Gojyo.



What do you mean it's 9 days until Christmas oh good lord my shopping is so not finished...