Fifteen Character Meme
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cicerI know, I posted this meme more than three whole weeks ago. Never let it be said I do things in a timely manner. *winces* Ack, sorry. I'm wrapping up the 'five things' one too, and will post that very, very soon! Before New Year's, at the very least! *staggers off in tardiness and shame*
1. Kougaiji
2. Yohji
3. Crawford
4. Goku
5. Gojyo
6. Aya
7. Nii
8. Ken
9. Schuldig
10. Sanzo
11. Yaone
12. Dokugakuji
13. Hakkai
14. Omi
15. Nagi
Yohji, Gojyo, Schuldig, and Dokugakuji are all attending Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. In which House is each student? What are their best subjects? Their worst? Which two are most likely to be found snogging in the Astronomy Tower?
Schuldig and Doku are both Slytherin, Yohji and Gojyo are Gryffindors. I don't really remember what subjects are taught at Hogwarts. It's been too long since I read the books, sigh. Er, I imagine Schuldig and Yohji and Gojyo spend a good bit of their time necking in various dark corridors. Possibly with each other.
Goku finds Omi extremely drunk at a bar. What does Goku do? (chat with him/her; steers clear; brings him/her home; brings him/her home to have sex; etc.)
Aw, they're both relatively innocent. I imagine they have a long, rambly, alcohol-fueled discussion that confuses both of them. ("You mean your world has credit cards but no airplane that could get you to India in a single afternoon?!")
Put Kougaiji, Yohji, Gojyo, Nii, Ken, and Sanzo into a typical shoujo manga. What are their roles? (friend in love with main girl; wise advisor; main girl in need of rescue; etc.)
Bwahaha! Let me think. Yohji is the ditzy heroine. Kougaiji is her emo, repressed boyfriend/love interest. Sanzo is probably the heroine's bitchy rival. Nii is the classic villain, possibly the evil guys who constantly attempts to molest the heroine. Ken is a oneshot henchman who gets killed off pretty early on in the series. Gojyo is just the good-hearted but sleazy guy who flirts with all the girls. Maybe a friend of the heroine/heroine's boyfriend. I don't know.
Crawford and Nagi go on a date. Who pays or do they go Dutch?
BWAH! Um. Let's not call it a date. Perhaps Crawford decided Nagi needs some nice father-figure/son-figure bonding time and buys tickets to a baseball game. No one really has to pay, as Crawford recoups his expenses by gambling on the outcome of the game and naturally wins. He then submits the money as work expenses anyway, thus teaching Nagi the importance of cheating your bosses out of money. It's a good lesson.
Kougaiji, Goku, Aya, and Sanzo go to a pet store. What pets do they bring home?
Kougaiji probably gets a nice, loyal, fluffy dog. Possible a lab. Goku gets one of those tiny, hyperactive, adorably monkeys, naturally. Aya and Sanzo gets cranky, indifferent cats and constantly forget to feed them.
Yohji, Ken and Omi live together. How do they manage to do so in a slightly peaceful manner?
Ahaha! Hilariously, they do live together canonically. I'm not sure how, though. I suspect money changes hands.
Aya and Goku are in a relationship together. How does it work? Why does Goku let Aya top?
I can't imagine how it would work, actually. Erm. Perhaps Aya's sexual frustration finally gets the better of him, and he decides that Goku is nice/clueless enough to be a decent sexual partner. Aya's sort of got Sanzo's temperment, so Goku would probably go with it. I predict it would be more of a brief, casual affair than a relationship, though.
Nagi, Nii, Sanzo and Doku go on a roadtrip. For what reason? How does it go? Do they fight a lot, get along well, ignore each other?
And you thought the original Journey to the West was bad! Sanzo regrets ever complaining about the other Ikkou as travelling companions, as he is stuck in the backside with Nii making perverse remarks. Nagi is the only one who knows how to drive, so he takes that job. Doku's too big to ride in the back, so he sits up front. Nii frequently goads Sanzo into attempting to shoot him, causing Nagi to swerve around so much he has to use telekinesis to keep the car on the road. If they all arrive at their destination in one piece, it would be a miracle.
Hakkai, Yaone, Crawford and Nii are on a smallish plane where the pilot suddenly passes out. Who panics? Who grabs the only parachute? Who calmly takes over the flight? Who decides it was their time to die anyway and does nothing?
Crawford calmly retrieves the parachute he packed ahead of time and bails out easily. Nii steals the remaining parachute on board and jump out. Hakkai and Yaone emo briefly and wonder if it's their time to die, but then remember that there are other people who need them, and also they can't let each other die. They manage to sucessfully land the plane safely and part ways cheerfully, respectfully, and with best wished until they try to kill each other again.
Nii, Sanzo, Yaone, and Hakkai walk into a bar. What do they order and what do they talk about? Who picks up the tab?
Nii orders a Screaming Orgasm. Sanzo orders whiskey, straight up. Yaone orders plain sake at first, and then follows it up with a Pina Colada. Hakksi just orders one of everything. Sanzo, Hakkai, and Yaone attempt to discuss the members of their respective teams, and then have to kill Nii when he cheerfully informs them of which of their team members he finds most sexually attractive and why. Sanzo's got the gold card, so he pays.
Yohji, Goku, Aya, and Ken throw a surprise part for Crawford. How come?
I have no idea why Weiss would be giving a party for a member of Schwarz. It wouldn't be much of a surprise anyway, since Crawford would know it's coming. Maybe they poisoned the cake. That wouldn't work either, though, because Crawford would forsee that, too. Anyway, Goku would eat it before anyone else had the chance, and he'd be fine.
Yohji and Schuldig have sex. Who tops and what do they do?
A better question would be, what don't they do. Really, I'm sure there are plenty of fics out there that can come up with more creative ideas than I can. Go check those out.
Yaone, Nii, and Yohji have a threesome. How does it come about?
Yikes. Nii's experimentation summons Yohji, who immediately attempt to seduce Yaone. Assuming works, they go to it. I don't know how Nii gets in on the action, though. I expect he just spies on them when they don't know it, and records the whole thing for posterity.
1. Kougaiji
2. Yohji
3. Crawford
4. Goku
5. Gojyo
6. Aya
7. Nii
8. Ken
9. Schuldig
10. Sanzo
11. Yaone
12. Dokugakuji
13. Hakkai
14. Omi
15. Nagi
Yohji, Gojyo, Schuldig, and Dokugakuji are all attending Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. In which House is each student? What are their best subjects? Their worst? Which two are most likely to be found snogging in the Astronomy Tower?
Schuldig and Doku are both Slytherin, Yohji and Gojyo are Gryffindors. I don't really remember what subjects are taught at Hogwarts. It's been too long since I read the books, sigh. Er, I imagine Schuldig and Yohji and Gojyo spend a good bit of their time necking in various dark corridors. Possibly with each other.
Goku finds Omi extremely drunk at a bar. What does Goku do? (chat with him/her; steers clear; brings him/her home; brings him/her home to have sex; etc.)
Aw, they're both relatively innocent. I imagine they have a long, rambly, alcohol-fueled discussion that confuses both of them. ("You mean your world has credit cards but no airplane that could get you to India in a single afternoon?!")
Put Kougaiji, Yohji, Gojyo, Nii, Ken, and Sanzo into a typical shoujo manga. What are their roles? (friend in love with main girl; wise advisor; main girl in need of rescue; etc.)
Bwahaha! Let me think. Yohji is the ditzy heroine. Kougaiji is her emo, repressed boyfriend/love interest. Sanzo is probably the heroine's bitchy rival. Nii is the classic villain, possibly the evil guys who constantly attempts to molest the heroine. Ken is a oneshot henchman who gets killed off pretty early on in the series. Gojyo is just the good-hearted but sleazy guy who flirts with all the girls. Maybe a friend of the heroine/heroine's boyfriend. I don't know.
Crawford and Nagi go on a date. Who pays or do they go Dutch?
BWAH! Um. Let's not call it a date. Perhaps Crawford decided Nagi needs some nice father-figure/son-figure bonding time and buys tickets to a baseball game. No one really has to pay, as Crawford recoups his expenses by gambling on the outcome of the game and naturally wins. He then submits the money as work expenses anyway, thus teaching Nagi the importance of cheating your bosses out of money. It's a good lesson.
Kougaiji, Goku, Aya, and Sanzo go to a pet store. What pets do they bring home?
Kougaiji probably gets a nice, loyal, fluffy dog. Possible a lab. Goku gets one of those tiny, hyperactive, adorably monkeys, naturally. Aya and Sanzo gets cranky, indifferent cats and constantly forget to feed them.
Yohji, Ken and Omi live together. How do they manage to do so in a slightly peaceful manner?
Ahaha! Hilariously, they do live together canonically. I'm not sure how, though. I suspect money changes hands.
Aya and Goku are in a relationship together. How does it work? Why does Goku let Aya top?
I can't imagine how it would work, actually. Erm. Perhaps Aya's sexual frustration finally gets the better of him, and he decides that Goku is nice/clueless enough to be a decent sexual partner. Aya's sort of got Sanzo's temperment, so Goku would probably go with it. I predict it would be more of a brief, casual affair than a relationship, though.
Nagi, Nii, Sanzo and Doku go on a roadtrip. For what reason? How does it go? Do they fight a lot, get along well, ignore each other?
And you thought the original Journey to the West was bad! Sanzo regrets ever complaining about the other Ikkou as travelling companions, as he is stuck in the backside with Nii making perverse remarks. Nagi is the only one who knows how to drive, so he takes that job. Doku's too big to ride in the back, so he sits up front. Nii frequently goads Sanzo into attempting to shoot him, causing Nagi to swerve around so much he has to use telekinesis to keep the car on the road. If they all arrive at their destination in one piece, it would be a miracle.
Hakkai, Yaone, Crawford and Nii are on a smallish plane where the pilot suddenly passes out. Who panics? Who grabs the only parachute? Who calmly takes over the flight? Who decides it was their time to die anyway and does nothing?
Crawford calmly retrieves the parachute he packed ahead of time and bails out easily. Nii steals the remaining parachute on board and jump out. Hakkai and Yaone emo briefly and wonder if it's their time to die, but then remember that there are other people who need them, and also they can't let each other die. They manage to sucessfully land the plane safely and part ways cheerfully, respectfully, and with best wished until they try to kill each other again.
Nii, Sanzo, Yaone, and Hakkai walk into a bar. What do they order and what do they talk about? Who picks up the tab?
Nii orders a Screaming Orgasm. Sanzo orders whiskey, straight up. Yaone orders plain sake at first, and then follows it up with a Pina Colada. Hakksi just orders one of everything. Sanzo, Hakkai, and Yaone attempt to discuss the members of their respective teams, and then have to kill Nii when he cheerfully informs them of which of their team members he finds most sexually attractive and why. Sanzo's got the gold card, so he pays.
Yohji, Goku, Aya, and Ken throw a surprise part for Crawford. How come?
I have no idea why Weiss would be giving a party for a member of Schwarz. It wouldn't be much of a surprise anyway, since Crawford would know it's coming. Maybe they poisoned the cake. That wouldn't work either, though, because Crawford would forsee that, too. Anyway, Goku would eat it before anyone else had the chance, and he'd be fine.
Yohji and Schuldig have sex. Who tops and what do they do?
A better question would be, what don't they do. Really, I'm sure there are plenty of fics out there that can come up with more creative ideas than I can. Go check those out.
Yaone, Nii, and Yohji have a threesome. How does it come about?
Yikes. Nii's experimentation summons Yohji, who immediately attempt to seduce Yaone. Assuming works, they go to it. I don't know how Nii gets in on the action, though. I expect he just spies on them when they don't know it, and records the whole thing for posterity.
