In 2012, cicer
Put fifty good omens a month into my savings account.
Ask my boss for a vassalord.
Drink four glasses of fanfiction every day.
Eat more louiselux
Keep my yaoi clean.
Apply for a new inception.
OMG NO! louiselux
is not for eating!
Also, if your yaoi is clean, you're doing it wrong.
And if my (hypothetical, nonexistant) boss gave me a new issue of Vassalord, I would be so happy. It's been ages
since the last one came out. Need moar gay vampires!